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i have a flying monkey in my house
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i have no money
will someone give me money
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why do my farts smell
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my feet smell bad
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hi mom
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i like beer
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go placisidly amid the noise and haste and remember what peace there may be in silence. as far as posible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons...
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hi mom
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i like to eat cheese
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dad i miss you
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hi ever one
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i will have a beer now
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would beer help
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what should i do
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i can not sleep
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any one here now
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the door is open come in
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rock on world
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cold in chicago
no warmth here
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will i win the lottery son i need some money
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one move that cant not bee done
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drink up my friend
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the highest gas prices in the us are in my home town chicago
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cheese rocks
hot pepper cheese is the best
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cheese is the best thing to eat
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cheese and beer is great
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i like to eat cheese
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$3.63 a gallon for gas in chicago is to much
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will gas prices every come down
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it is going good in chicago but cold
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drive less an save gas
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i hate high gas prices
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hi to the world
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dog are are not people
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i need some beer
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go placisidly amid the noise and haste and remember what peace there may be in silence. as far as posible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons...
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john happy 16 birthday to you
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i love you man
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http://www.globalconscious.com/
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stop it now
do it fast
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it is cold in chicago 45f now
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i have no beer in the house
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i am on the highway to hell
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when will bush end the war in iraq
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