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I can levitate.
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stop.
did you listen just now.
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Now that Sarah Palin is out of the presidential race, where will I place my misdirected anger??? Humm??
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"Tomorrow, I hope, I pray, I believe that I'll be able to wake up as vice president-elect and be able to get to work," ... "I'm so anxious to get to work for the American people"
-Sarah Palin
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no. (^_^)
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I'm done. (^_^)
Peace.
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Is it any wonder that after riding this bus for more than five months I do not care to know anything about any of you?
Don't tell me your name. Don't tell me your life. I don't care to know you.
Just let me ride to work in peace.
Oh yea ... and please make sure you don't touch me. Thanks!
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A quick note to some of my fellow bus riders (continued):
People who are about to get off of the bus at the next stop:
For the love of god stay in your FUCKING seat until the bus comes to a complete stop!! There is no need to you to haphazardly make your way to the door (pushing, shoving, and falling over the rest of us) while the bus is in motion.
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A quick note to some of my fellow bus riders (continued):
Old but spry short people: Get in FUCKING line!!!!!!!
Just because you older than time does not mean that you and your 10 grand kids can shove your way in front of me!!
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A quick note to some of my fellow bus riders (continued):
Lady In the big white hat,
Would it be too much to ask for you not let let the bus door slam in my face at 8:23 in the morning?????
Common courtesy anyone???
Hold the damned door until you see that the person behind you is holding it open!!! OMFG!!
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A quick note to some of my fellow bus riders:
Fuck YOU!!! (^.^)
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dios mio
ten misericordia de nuestras almas
(^_^)
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As I reveal myself to God
I help God understand his/her/its own nature.
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TO THE BUS!!!!
Oh wait ... to FedEx first ... THEN the BUS!!
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Then it is a good thing that we have a free market economy.
OH WAIT! We don't.
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united states = socialist
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She has nothing to do at all with the National Guard. She only has 18 months experience as Alaska Governor. Most of us Alaskan's think she is in way over her head. This has been Karl Roves biggest mistake ever. She is simply not qualified to run for Vice President. What a horrible choice.
-rich, Anchorage, USA, Alaska
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Arrrg ...
I have 15 minutes to get ready to go to
w
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k
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es mentira!!!
que lo buenlo se acaba un dia es menitra.
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es la vida sin ti!
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que los besos no saben a miel ...
es mentira!
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chingada madre,
estoy boracha muchachos!!!!!!!!
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AHHHH!! They hate our freedoms!!
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Shoot me! OMG.
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Oh my F*&%ing god!!!
Did she really say "Joe Six-pack?!?!?!?!?!?
Yes.
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if you can't say this word then you are a *%#! %$#@&^!!!!!!!!
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say it with me ...
--------Nu-----------
--------clea---------
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Nuclear Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!Nuclear!!!!!
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I love TMFO.
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Son asks his dad what the difference is between theoretically & realistically.Dad says "that hard but i have an idea!
Ask your Mum if she`d sleep with the milkman for a million dollars?"
His Mum says "yes"! Dad then says "Now go ask your sister if she`d sleep with the coalman for 2 million dollars "?His sister says "yes" also!
Well that’s your answers son. "Theoretically we`re sitting on 3 million dollars, but, realistically we`re just living with 2 whores!"
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there are two muffins cooking in the oven
one says "God it's hot in here"
the other says "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
a talking muffin!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(^_^)
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whats the differnce between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
a prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
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Aahhaaahaahaa!!
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If you are what you eat,
I am a chili cheese fry.
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carbon made
only wants to be unmade
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keep your eyes on her horizon
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i thought she knew wuz up
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i fear the whole world is starting to believe you
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into every young man's bedroom
you give it up
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I can't look your god right in the eye
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The monkey knows how you’ll react
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what ever they want
don't tell them your name
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lost in space ...
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Hate the sinner but love the sin.
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Let me be your heroin.
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Baby please let me begin.
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Nothing fuels a good flirtation like
need
and anger
and desperation
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isn't this your chance to make a break from circumstance?
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